theyellowbrickroad:

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

(Source: theyellowbrickroad, via zaynsbro)

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source: oprahwingdings, via zaynsbro)

mikulios:

*turns on video game and lets the intro loop 20 times while doing something else entirely*

(via buckyoubucky)

teamrocketing:

my last words will probably be sarcastic

(via ugly)

kaliforhnia:

i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.

(via bewitchingbeautyyy)